Type of Women

HARD-DISK Woman:
硬碟女人
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
她會永遠記得每件事

RAM Woman:
記憶體女人
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
她會忘記有關你的事，當你關掉她時

WINDOWS Woman:
視窗女人
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right,
每個人都知道她做不好每件事
but no one can live without her.
但是，卻也沒有人生活中可以沒有她

EXCEL Woman:
試算表女人
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her
for your four basic needs.
他們說，她可以做很多事，可是，妳必需使用4種基本的必需要件(work excel powerpoint access)

SCREENSAVER Woman:
螢幕保護女人
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
她是沒事時最好的樂趣

INTERNET Woman:
網路女人
Difficult to access.
難以執行

SERVER Woman:
伺服器女人
Always busy when you need her.
總是在你需要她是忙線中~

MULTIME! DIA Woman: <<-- 這個地方好像要改成 Multimedia 才對 多媒體女人 She makes horrible things look beautiful. <<--horrible 我認不出來@@ 只好先做乏味解說 她讓乏味的事看來更美麗 CD-ROM Woman: 光碟機女人 She is always faster and faster. 她總是非常的快速 E-MAIL Woman: 電子信件女人 Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense. 每她說十件事，就有八件無意義 VIRUS Woman: 病毒女人 Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything............ 也是所知的妻子，當你不要她，她會自動報到，自行安裝並用光你的資源。 如果你試著去解除她，你會損失一些東西，如果你不去試著解除她，你將會損失任何東西.........

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